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Collaboration, my ass
In today’s world, the best thing is collaboration. You’ve got to collaborate. From open source to open books to open wikis to open video to open pants, everything’s gotta be open.
Now it’s all nice and well, it allows people to work together and therefor work less. Cause let’s face it, it’s not about working better. A couple of people working on a document doesn’t make it better, it just covers each other’s asses and all they do is ask each other’s feedbacks.
It goes down to this. Do we pee collectively? Does that make our pee better? Does that help anyone anywhere? Do we pee faster? Doesn’t that cause all sorts of issues, such as ‘dude, where is my paragraph?’
Collaboration, my ass. Having someone else working with you on a piece just makes the piece slower. It makes people assume each other’s responsibility, producing something of an average impact. Did Nasa ask collaboration of the Russian when sending people to the moon? No. Why? Because it’s a race. Collaboration does the opposite of competition. Instead of each other going on our own and working our ass off quietly to get it out before the other, or better than the other, we’re meant to work together like sheeps, watch each other’s so called qualities and be polite and all, for what? An average result, half-assed, sharing credits and blaming each other.
Granted, two brains work better than one, but that doesn’t mean the end-result is better.
Another mess-app released: text flow. Yay to collaboration.
I’ve got a solution. Take two people meant to collaborate together and get them to compete. Same piece, same deadline, same technology. At the end, get the better one. The loser will look at the other’s piece and be forced to improve to not get beaten next time, instead of taking half the credits while the other one is pissed off for having done most of the work. That will help the schmilblik.












It has been a while since I’ve seen a documentation that a company can be proud about. 



